neorn_memes | (no subject)

2 Inmates 1 Bed Meme

Neornithes cells have been upgraded after a huge storm wrecked the previous ones, flooding the underground G block and wrecking the pipes in the other blocks.There's only one bed per cell now, and not enough cells for everyone to have their own room! Looks like it's time to figure out how to share the bed. Let's hope you don't get stuck with a cuddler!

INSTRUCTIONS
01 • Comment with your character (and any prefs).
02 • Roll using the RNG to pick a prompt.
03 • Tag others! Whoever tags is your cell mate for the meme. (Does not reflect on in-game cell mates and more than one person can reply for more fun!)

PROMPTS
01 • SHARING IS CARING - So you've agreed to sleep in the same bed. Do you regret it? Do you love it? Are you having trouble trying to pry your cell mate off?
02 • FIGHT - Whoever wins gets the bed.
03 • SHIFTS - You get Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday; I get Thursday, Friday, Saturday... and the cat gets Sunday.
04 • LOVERS - Okay, well, this is going to make getting actual sleep harder...
05 • ENEMIES - You can't sleep because you're afraid your cellmate is going to shank you for the bed space.
06 • STRANGERS - You've never actually met this person. This could be awkward.
07 • WE NEED TO TALK - It's been a while now, and this person is the absolute worst match possible. They don't wash their socks, they leave wrappers under the covers-- it's time for an intervention for your own sanity!
08 • OOPS! BROKEN ALREADY - You two were arguing over the bed and somehow it was broken during the fight.. now you two have to either try to fix it or figure out who gets the side of the cell floor without splinters.
09 • FOUND SOMETHING - These are supposed to be new cells, right? So what's that hidden under the mattress...?
10 • OTHER - Have another idea or want to combine? Don't feel! The inmates are the only ones restricted, not you.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[Okay, whatever it is, he can feel it under his back and it's painful.] Get up Philip I'm moving the mattress.

I'm trying to sleep. [ He curls up on his side and clings to the pillow. ]

There's something digging into my back and I can't sleep. Just get up for a second. [Tug tug.]

[ GRUMBLE.

Philip climbs out of bed. Still clinging to that pillow. ]

I haven't noticed anything.

[He turns the light back on and pushes the mattress up. Oh look. An easter egg under Shotaro's side.] The hell?

[ !!! ]

How mysterious. Did some animal come in and lay an egg?

It's plastic. [Pops it open and there's!!! ...another egg.]

What a strange contraption! [ He grabs the smaller egg and looks it over. Yes, there's the seam where it comes apart... He opens it up and there's... a note? He unfolds it.

And then laughs. ]

What is it? [Snatchy!

...

...

...]

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!

"Half-boiled". How appropriate!

It's not appropriate at all! This looks like Terui's writing. I'm going to go kick his ass! [Grab him, partner.]

[ He doesn't have to grab you. The cell automatically locked at lights-out :D ]

[KICKING THE LOCKED DOOR THEN] I'm going to punch him over breakfast. And I hope he spills his damn coffee too.

[ Philip is still laughing. ]

I believe this proves his point.