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2 Inmates 1 Bed Meme

Neornithes cells have been upgraded after a huge storm wrecked the previous ones, flooding the underground G block and wrecking the pipes in the other blocks.There's only one bed per cell now, and not enough cells for everyone to have their own room! Looks like it's time to figure out how to share the bed. Let's hope you don't get stuck with a cuddler!

INSTRUCTIONS
01 • Comment with your character (and any prefs).
02 • Roll using the RNG to pick a prompt.
03 • Tag others! Whoever tags is your cell mate for the meme. (Does not reflect on in-game cell mates and more than one person can reply for more fun!)

PROMPTS
01 • SHARING IS CARING - So you've agreed to sleep in the same bed. Do you regret it? Do you love it? Are you having trouble trying to pry your cell mate off?
02 • FIGHT - Whoever wins gets the bed.
03 • SHIFTS - You get Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday; I get Thursday, Friday, Saturday... and the cat gets Sunday.
04 • LOVERS - Okay, well, this is going to make getting actual sleep harder...
05 • ENEMIES - You can't sleep because you're afraid your cellmate is going to shank you for the bed space.
06 • STRANGERS - You've never actually met this person. This could be awkward.
07 • WE NEED TO TALK - It's been a while now, and this person is the absolute worst match possible. They don't wash their socks, they leave wrappers under the covers-- it's time for an intervention for your own sanity!
08 • OOPS! BROKEN ALREADY - You two were arguing over the bed and somehow it was broken during the fight.. now you two have to either try to fix it or figure out who gets the side of the cell floor without splinters.
09 • FOUND SOMETHING - These are supposed to be new cells, right? So what's that hidden under the mattress...?
10 • OTHER - Have another idea or want to combine? Don't feel! The inmates are the only ones restricted, not you.

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Shut up. [He uses the opportunity to snatch the blankets back, more than his fair share, and rolls over with his back to him.]

[ Eiji lunged towards the blankets and attempted to uncover Ankh, eventually resorting to just shaking him. ]

I just asked a question!

It's plastic. [Pops it open and there's!!! ...another egg.]

Too much of a baby to control your own power?

Edited 2014-09-18 03:29 (UTC)

[IGNORING YOU AND YOUR SHITTY QUESTIONS.]

[ Ryu had no objection to taking the bed considering the strange habits Philip kept, but the arrangement was turning out to be less than successful. There was always something he was doing that was irritating, be it moving things around, mumbling to himself, or --

those markers.

He didn't know if he could take it anymore. ]

Philip! [ He sat straight up, as if he had been awake for a while. ] Do you have to use those markers all night?

What a strange contraption! [ He grabs the smaller egg and looks it over. Yes, there's the seam where it comes apart... He opens it up and there's... a note? He unfolds it.

And then laughs. ]

Hm? [ He looks over his shoulder. ] Weren't you asleep, Ryu Terui?

I volunteered! You don't have to worry about it being fair.

If I had extra CP I would, but the reset really caused problems...

What if we pooled our money? I really don't want you to have to sleep on the floor every night.

[ STILL SHAKING HIM THEN I GUESS. ]

Aaankhhhhh!

Every time I nearly drift off I hear that damn marker screeching.

[ He looked incredibly grumpy, but he was so tired that he couldn't even keep an edge to his voice. ]