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[avibusraris]

2 Inmates 1 Bed Meme



Neornithes cells have been upgraded after a huge storm wrecked the previous ones, flooding the underground G block and wrecking the pipes in the other blocks.There's only one bed per cell now, and not enough cells for everyone to have their own room! Looks like it's time to figure out how to share the bed. Let's hope you don't get stuck with a cuddler!

INSTRUCTIONS
01 • Comment with your character (and any prefs).
02 • Roll using the RNG to pick a prompt.
03 • Tag others! Whoever tags is your cell mate for the meme. (Does not reflect on in-game cell mates and more than one person can reply for more fun!)

PROMPTS
01 • SHARING IS CARING - So you've agreed to sleep in the same bed. Do you regret it? Do you love it? Are you having trouble trying to pry your cell mate off?
02 • FIGHT - Whoever wins gets the bed.
03 • SHIFTS - You get Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday; I get Thursday, Friday, Saturday... and the cat gets Sunday.
04 • LOVERS - Okay, well, this is going to make getting actual sleep harder...
05 • ENEMIES - You can't sleep because you're afraid your cellmate is going to shank you for the bed space.
06 • STRANGERS - You've never actually met this person. This could be awkward.
07 • WE NEED TO TALK - It's been a while now, and this person is the absolute worst match possible. They don't wash their socks, they leave wrappers under the covers-- it's time for an intervention for your own sanity!
08 • OOPS! BROKEN ALREADY - You two were arguing over the bed and somehow it was broken during the fight.. now you two have to either try to fix it or figure out who gets the side of the cell floor without splinters.
09 • FOUND SOMETHING - These are supposed to be new cells, right? So what's that hidden under the mattress...?
10 • OTHER - Have another idea or want to combine? Don't feel! The inmates are the only ones restricted, not you.

Comments

[birdinhand]

[Yank tug.] Either stop hogging all the blankets or I'm going to push you onto the floor.

[birdinhand]

I've slept in worse places.

Re: 8

[birdinhand]

It was an accident! Don't sneak up on people!

[tanteiotaku]

There's something digging into my back and I can't sleep. Just get up for a second. [Tug tug.]

[yokubo]

What do you care for? You're always hot anyway.

[ He was practically mumbling his responses into his pillow, pulling the blanket back. ]

[decideformyself]

[ GRUMBLE.

Philip climbs out of bed. Still clinging to that pillow. ]

I haven't noticed anything.

10

[yokubo]

Um, Hina-chan, I don't mind sleeping on the floor, so...

[ Eiji sort of just trailed off. This situation was really embarrassing. ]

[dreiwuensche]

Ankh, if you don't want to share then I'm going to sleep on the floor and that's that.

[dreiwuensche]

I guess it would be pretty awkward to share a bed...

We could always switch, I guess.

Re: 8

[sentimentalpsycho]

One hell of an accident, Grumpy. [ She folded her arms. ] Got any bright ideas? Preferably ones that don't involve fire.

Re: 8

[birdinhand]

I'll sleep on the floor. We'll deal with it in the morning.

[birdinhand]

It's not that I don't want to share.

[yokubo]

I-It's okay, so don't worry! I've slept in a lot of odd places so going without a bed isn't that weird for me.

[ The idea of even taking turns with the bed was too much. The thought made his cheeks turn the slightest shade of pink, but he tried to hide it by looking around the room. He didn't want her to notice just how embarrassed he was.]

[birdinhand]

It's the principle of the thing! [Yank!] It's my nest too, you know. [He doesn't so much sleep under blankets as he... burrows under them.]

[dreiwuensche]

It doesn't seem fair, though.

Ah! Maybe we could buy a futon from the store?

[dreiwuensche]

What is it, then?

[tanteiotaku]

[He turns the light back on and pushes the mattress up. Oh look. An easter egg under Shotaro's side.] The hell?

[birdinhand]

I kind of radiate heat. And the way I usually keep my bed doesn't work for anyone else.

[decideformyself]

[ !!! ]

How mysterious. Did some animal come in and lay an egg?

Re: 8

[sentimentalpsycho]

Okay, you might be sleepin' on the floor but I ain't. I'll make a bed of your sorry corpse if I gotta, so it's either that or we figure it out now.

[dreiwuensche]

Ah... [ Right. The Branch of Sin. But wouldn't that just help her keep warm?

She tilts her head. ] What do you mean by the "way you keep your bed"?

[birdinhand]

It's usually more like... a nest than how people usually arrange it. Or a cave.

[yokubo]

Nest?

[ Eiji laid there quietly for a moment before sitting up, a little more awake than before. ]

Ankh, do you think you're a bird?

[ He sort of just... stared at him. ]

Re: 8

[birdinhand]

Too much of a princess for the floor?

[dreiwuensche]

You mean like a blanket fort?