Are you asking who has the best chance? Out of the guys I met, there's only two that would never have any kind of chance.

I would pluck out my eyes before dating that Irving guy, and Second reminds me of that homeless guy that tries to get you to give him a dollar or a quickie in your van.

Hook and Scratch are both pretty hot but I have too much pride for the walk of shame. Jefferson's a handsome guy but he needs a friend right now. Mikami...I wonder if I can get him to joke.

Loki's pretty cool. I have no idea if he even dates, though.